Friday, September 18, 2009
My girlfriend Lisa is awesome because she bought my birthday present, a bootleg copy of Iron Maiden's "Maiden England" DVD, from a guy on ebay with the email address "headbanger666". She is also awesome because she genuinely enjoys watching stupid Iron Maiden DVDs with me, or at least is really good at pretending to. She's awesome for many other reasons as well. More on that later.